My Government- P.I.P

Think of this. The greatest Government of all time. And it wont turn to shambles like the Communist’s or the Third Reich.

My policies.

1. Protesting is legal, But if you protest, my riot police will throw tear gas at you and hit you withclubs. They also have the authority to arrest you and tie you to a post and take shots with a bean-bag Shotgun until you fall unconscious.
 

“We’re Going To Need More Bean-Bags.”
 
2. I can’t kill all Germans, so instead I will make them never forget what they did to us in the 20th Century. Constant propaganda in Germany. That way they can’t ever forget, And I can’t ever stop laughing.

“10,000 Of These Will Be Dropped On The Krauts DAILY.”

3. Toyota will stop making those fucking hideous Prius’. They reinforce the idea that being a hippie is OK. WRONG. The only saving grace for Toyota is to stop making the car, Or else, The Bean-Bag Shotgun awaits.

“This Needs No Comment, It’s So Fucking Hidious It Speaks For Itself.”

4. No more Migrants Legal or otherwise. I shall decide weather one person moves to another country or not. Those caught fleeing one country into another in a shitty wooden ship, Will have their boat sank. No missiles, Just MK19 Automatic Grenade Launchers.

“No Need For The MK19, Just Tilt The Boat.”

5. Japan will have the same treatment as Germany, They will never forget what they did in WW2. Yet somehow WW2 made Japan stronger… How did they do it? There is a conspiracy behind it somewhere.

“2000 Of These Will Be Dropped On Japan A Day, No Forgetting. Ever.”

6. Hollywood will cease all movies. I will read each and every script. If a script is shitty and filled with Whiny American accents. The director, Script writer and actors involved will be shot. That way there is no living memory of the shitty idea.

“Don’t Expect To See This Kind Of Shit On Your DVD Store Shelves.”

7. Instant Messenger Language (LOL, U, Ur, Gr8, Lmao, Rofl) Guess what the punishment is? That’s right! Execution by Bean-Bag Shotgun.

“WRONG! Bean-Bag Execution- Forbidden Word.”

8. All caravans will be supplied to Top gear for immediate destruction.

“This Is The Simplest Way To Solve The Problem Of Pikies. Vote For Me, No More Dirty Gypsies.”

9. All illegal migrants found in first world countries will be deported in poorly organised transports.

10. Annoying the public will be punishable by popular vote.
Weather that be spanking with a meter ruler, a Bean- Bagging or a push from a cliff.

“Who Will Be At The Other End Of The Bean-Bag Shotgun?”

When I come to power, and you are unsure weather you are breaking the law, You are! Ignorance is illegal. Ha Ha Ha.

I think I shall call it the Politically Incorrect Party

P.I.P  

Someone make a party picture and the party Motto.

Got any ideas? New Laws, Party Picture or a motto? Email it to:
TomThePom@Englandmail.com