Holy fuck. I am voting for Tony Abbott. If he does what he should do. I don’t care about many policies. Just keep shit I don’t pay attention to afloat, and make the important policies remarkable.
For instance, Tony Abbott has said that the death penalty for Mass Murders is a good idea. I agree. Though, Tony, you are a fuck wit, because you have also announced that you will not re introduce the death penalty. Which is called SITTING ON A FUCKING FENCE. Get the fuck off the fence. Chose the left side of the fence or the right. The left is full of smelly hippies and Prius drivers (With their faulty breaks and steering) and the right is full of patriots and Land Rover drivers.
I automatically nominate the right hand side of the fence for Mr. Abbott, and I am demanding that he introduce it. Anyone that cracks down on crime, migration and the infrastructure wins my vote. I don’t need a multi billion dollar Football stadium, I don’t need the Adelaide tram line to no where and I certainly don’t need to be stuck in traffic for an hour on a trip that should take half an hour.
What I do need, is the right to free speech (Michael Atkinson, If I ever meet you I will strangle you, also, Mike Rann), I also think I have the right to bare arms, I think I should be allowed to beat the shit out of someone who scratches my car, I think I should be allowed to drive from A to B without traffic, I think I ought to not have my taxes spent on a pointless rail systems from Adelaide to, what may as well be eleven thousand feet under the ocean.
Mass murder is wrong, shoot anyone who commits it. Ofcourse, you need to be 100 percent sure, But I’m not a judge. But everyone knows that it deters that loner who sits in the dark, cuts himself with a large knife and masturbates to pictures of women with yellow socks on.
I think, while I’m at it, I’ll point out that the “Gag” on political satirists starts today in South Australia. We cannot mention anything about the upcoming state elections. So, to break this gag, because Chairman Mao himself would say it was unfair, I will mention the upcoming elections;
DO NOT VOTE FOR MIKE RANN. What a twat; “We’ll force them all not to speak about us in a humourous approach, nor any approach at all, that way we’ll get votes, yeah?” And hence, I will vote for a joke party, perhaps I’ll close my eyes and just select a random party. That should do it.
I hate you, Mike Rann. I hate you, Michael Atkinson. Because, the pair of you are Joseph Stalin and Chairman Mao.
Somehow I wondered from National Elections to local elections, But I couldn’t resist punching below the belt on the censorship.
I hate censorship.
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