I don’t know about the rest of the world, but in Britain, the radio shows (Although nobody there likes them) Are decent enough. They’re passable. People complain about them all the time, without noticing that Australia has the worst choice in radio that you can possibly imagine.
I’ll lead you through what I am forced to listen to on a typical work day:
Hotel Room Service- Pitbull
Here’s a lyric, to show how bad this song is: Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room. We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn.
Pitbull, and whoever he just met are as promiscuous as a 10 dollar prostitute. I hate them.
Watcha Say- Jason Derulo
This song is basically built up by an aircraft drone, or perhaps a washing machine on a spin cycle: Here’s the only lyrics I can get out of it: “Watcha saaaaaaaaaaayaa while you’re running awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaa” And other shit that sounds not dissimilar to a constant drone of a cargo plane.
Meet Me On The Equinox- Death Cap For Cutie
“Meet me on the equinox, meet me halfway…” And the rest of the song just dissolves into more shittyness. Just like the above song, it’s a constant drone of annoying American accents. I hate it.
Tik Toc- Ke$ha
“Tick Tock, on the clock, ‘imma fight to we see the sunlight. But the party ain’t stopping now Oooohwa Ooooh Oooh.”
And
“I’m talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin’ to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk”
This, crappy excuse for song writing, coupled with a god awful tone, pitch and accent, leads me to think this song was destined for a number one hit. I hate it. I wish this woman was in this room, because I’d beat her to death.
Fever-Cascadia
“Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrn’t Get Enough, When I’m with you, you give me Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeer.”
This, coupled with music that has been slapped together on a microsoft program.
Can you imagine the pain I receive?
There are more. But my mind is struggling co comprehend all of this.
People in Australia. Tell me, IS NOVA FM AS BAD AS THIS EVERYWHERE ELSE?
Because, Nova plays these songs, on repeat, non-stop, all day long. I’ve never heard anything of decency come on, except for one day, when they asked for requests. I requested a lot.
Hate your local radio?
Filed under: Uncategorized
