Cyclists are all wankers. They all bitch and moan about being victims of Hit and Run, but I put it to you that it’s almost always their fault. Like today. I almost hit a good two dozen of the lycra-clad penis’ while they took up TWO ENTIRE LANES of traffic!
Want to know why there was 24 in one section of road? Want to know why, in an hours worth of driving, I saw more bikes than cars?:
It’s called the tour down under. Nothing annoys me on the road more than the Toyota Prius, But the tour down under gets fairly close. Bikers seem to think it’s their right to take up all the road, instead of the bike lane that they were generously given by someone, someone who I now hate.
When someone votes for my party (www.britishpatriot.wordpress.com/PIPB) I will make it illegal to go on the road with a bike without some sort of permit.
So bikers. Before you all start going on about hit and run, think of me. Steaming from the ears due to you taking up ALL OF THE MOTHER FUCKING ROAD. Adelaide doesn’t need any more traffic jams, and you’re just creating more.
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