Australian Radio Is The Worst Thing Since Hell

I don’t know about the rest of the world, but in Britain, the radio shows (Although nobody there likes them) Are decent enough. They’re passable. People complain about them all the time, without noticing that Australia has the worst choice in radio that you can possibly imagine. I’ll lead you through  what I am forced [...]

Cyclists Piss Me Off

Cyclists are all wankers. They all bitch and moan about being victims of Hit and Run, but I put it to you that it’s almost always their fault. Like today. I almost hit a good two dozen of the lycra-clad penis’ while they took up TWO ENTIRE LANES of traffic! Want to know why there [...]

America, Centre Of The World.

Haiti, hit by a 7.0 magnitude kick in the bollocks of a earthquake, in the past week, has received all the airplay on telly. And by all, I mean all the airplay that Obama didn’t take. So, an earthquake hits a small, south American Republic, and everyone rushes to Obama? Why? What the fuck did he [...]