Guantanamo Bay Prison.

Fuck. He has only been in office a week and he has already screwed up!

Guantanamo Bay Detention Centre is about to be shut by Mr. Obama.

He hasn’t given a reason. I am waiting.

Yes. Maybe torture is applied. But these are bastards anyway. It is actually legal to torture them. The Geneva convention says so.

Article IV of the Geneva convention basically says, Without all the crap in between:

That Torture is not to be applied to POW’s (Prisoner of War) And they must be kept under sanitary conditions. Knock Knock, Germany, Russia, Japan.

BUT It also says:

“Only applies to uniformed soldiers and guerrillas who wear distinctive insignia, bear arms openly, and abide by the rules of war.”

Now, Osama Bin Laden’s lot do not have a uniform, Or wear a distinctive insignia, bear arms openly and they do not abide by rules of war.

I will prove this:

Tell me, In the picture above, do you see any actual uniform*? Or distinctive insignia? No? There is no uniform, or insignia,that’s why.

When Al- Queada attacked the United States, Indonesia, Scotland, England and whatever other countries they attacked, Did they actually Declare war beforehand? Because, That is the number one rule of war. “Declare it before you go to it.”

Finally. Do they bear their arms openly? Their Armoury. Missiles, Rifles, Tanks, Nuclear Powered submarines? No, Probably not. They’re always hiding in caves along with the terrorists.

The Americans have the right to do whatever the hell they want with them. Do not close this prison. It is an enchanted, cheerful wonderland:

“They Are All Praising Allah For A Wonderful Day, Right?”

Obama, If you ever get the chance to read this hate inspired website, Please, Reconsider closing this place. Many bastards could be sent there.

And anyway. Even if it closes, Cuba could just restart it and use it as their own detention centre!

Hooray!

It’s a deterrent too. Nobody wants to fuck around with chemicals in their garden shed, because some secret agency would kick in the door, Nick you and send you to Guantanamo for some water boarding.

For those who are unfamiliar with torture techniques. Water boarding:

It just induces the feeling of drowning. Then you tell the water boarder what they want to know, The water boarder tells an investigative team and you get punished for your crimes to humanity, And they do not get punished for theirs on you.

Splendid. Isn’t it?

But that wasn’t graphic enough, I want to beat the hippie out of everyone. Or water board it out.

Unfortunately, This scenario was made by demonstrators. But it still holds true. Torture is the way to go.

Maybe it could be used for other purposes? Harbouring illegal migrants? Harbouring protesters! Fuck, this place sounds like a political paradise!

Yes, I know someone will eventually ask in a sorrowful tone:
“What if the government water boards you?”

Well, You are a fuckhead. I do not harbour weapons. If I were to join an army, It would be one with a uniform. If I was to cause a war, I would follow the rules of war.

I will never be water boarded, Because I am not a terrorist.

So. Shut up. Or you shall be Water boarded, By the Australian strike force, ASIO or the British SAS, non of this CIA crap.

*Yes, The terrorists are wearing A uniform, But it is not an actual army uniform, Unidentifiable, Anyone could be wearing it.

Been to Guantanamo recently? Had a Water boarding experience? TomThePom@Englandmail.com or leave a comment.

PS. Anyone steal this post, I will fucking kill you. No more copyright infringement, Eh?

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