When you have a gut that overhangs your genitles, get the fuck off my train:
Every time I board a train, there will be more Obese people than people with a healthy BMI Range.
It’d be cool if they were just overweight, but they’re not. Obese people take up two seats, and they stink up the seats around them with sweat, and nobody wants to sit near/ next to them.
Worse again, is the people too obese to stand, and require some sort of motorised aide to get them around.
I hate them. I hate them all. Because, Obesity is the leading cause of bullshitting. Did you know that?
People are too lazy/ fat to walk, so they have an aide.
It’s not a real disability. A real disability is accidental, Obesity is preventable. You could think to yourself as you chomp through that McShit, “Man, this is probably going to cause me some weight gain if I eat all eight of these McShits.”
But no, These people still continue.
And, I, The skinny guy, have to pay extra taxes to fix these problems, deal with obese, sweaty fuckwits on the train, and wait in line forever at a hospital.
Obese people.
Star jumps taste good. Do lots of them and it’s orgasmic.
Now get the fuck off my train, and never ever tell me to get out of my seat because you have a “Disability” again.
Fuck you.
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